Star Wars: The Force Awakens – Movie Review by Joe

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens is the movie the fans have wanted since 1999.

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It might be too intense for small children but Jude will kill me if I don’t take him to see it.

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starwars5669d251bee12 The plot is pretty straight-forward, but Star Wars: The Force Awakens carries the most emotional weight of any Star Wars anything to come out in the last 30 years.

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starwars56266a4e8641e Did I mention I saw it before you? Not trying to be a jerk about it, but I did.  Well, ok, I am trying to be a little bit of a jerk about it.

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I swear on the attic full of unopened Star Wars toys that I amassed over my lifetime as a giant nerd that Star Wars: The Force Awakens is better than any of the prequels by a wide margin, and may even be better than Return of the Jedi.  But I will have to watch it 100 more times to be sure.

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I received passes to the featured event in exchange for my honest opinion. All opinions stated are Joe’s  because I am sick as a dog and Joe posted this without my knowledge or prior approval.

Jessica is a family lifestyle blogger living in Raleigh, NC with her husband and four sons (7, 4, 3 and 1). Jessica started thebkeepsushonest.com in November of 2009, but has been blogging since 2003. Jessica writes about family life, recipes, travel and products for families. She is also a Work-from-home-mom who manages marketing and social media for a local accounting company.

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